“How did you know it’s my brother’s birthday?!” asked Gabi. I could almost see her head exploding. Very satisfying.” FunnySal And Gabi Book:Sal and Gabi Break the Universe Source: Sal and Gabi Break the Universe
“My dream, someday, is to be that deep guy who always says the right thing to everybody. I have my beard planned out and everything. So I stood slowly and, my voice dripping with wisdom, clapped a hand on his shoulder and said, “Being patient is the most important part of being a gentleman.” “You are a submarine sandwich,” he said, and walked out of the cafeteria.” HumorFunnyHumorousSal And GabiSubmarine SandwichYasmany Book:Sal and Gabi Break the Universe Source: Sal and Gabi Break the Universe
“The giant taco is flying. It's like your own personal dragon mount, except it's a taco. Breathe out. Soar the skies on your giant taco, Gabi!” FunnyHumorousSal And GabiTacoDragon MountGiant TacoHomur Book:Sal and Gabi Break the Universe Source: Sal and Gabi Break the Universe