“If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.” IfsKnowsWantFeelingsPainBirthLaborBottomLipsOver YouPregnancy Author:Carol Burnett
“The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'” FirstsSaidFunnyOrderFirst TimeMeasurement Author:Carol Burnett
“You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.” WayFeelsI CanReasonPainJoyCertainFaithOrderReligiousGainsGladHave Faith Author:Carol Burnett
“I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.” ChoicesCareersCallingLaughter Author:Carol Burnett
“I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.” I CanSoulJokesMy Soul Author:Carol Burnett
“I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.” KnowsWritingIdeasMovingSeeingComputerSentencesPrintingTyping Author:Carol Burnett
“I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.” ThinkingWorldWritingShowsComedyWiseHardestThings To DoHardest ThingShow BusinessHardest Thing To Do Author:Carol Burnett
“I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.” JobsFeltLosingNever Regret Author:Carol Burnett
