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“The realization that men and women cannot be friends unless they're also sleeping together. I have enough friends, I don't really need any more.”

Men Love Sex Women Relationships Friendship Friends

Book:The Castling

Source: The Castling

“Hang out in front of a school on a Friday after class has been dismissed. Some notion. I wonder if any inmates ever choose to just hang out in front of the prison after they've been released.”

Humor School Prison

Book:The Pink Beetle

Source: The Pink Beetle

“Your new realizations do not count as self-improvement or personal growth if you keep trying to deny or erase your previous convictions. It annoys me how often my dear fellow celebrities engage in it.”

Growth Self Improvement Lies Political Correctness Celebrity Celebrities

Book:Hayfoot

Source: Hayfoot

“I've never ever missed anyone in my life. I genuinely do not understand the emotion. People have told me they missed me a thousand times. People have asked me if I miss them probably a hundred. I don't get it.”

People Missing Emotions

Book:The Castling

Source: The Castling

“I kept that thought in the background for a long time. It sort of just lingered there. The kind of thought that can apply to other situations, too. Like when you’re going to cheat on somebody. You know something’s going to happen and you can’t say it out loud. But you know that if you follow a certain line, it’ll come true and you’ll be free of most culpability in making it happen.”

Relationships Blame Guilt Cheating

Book:The Young Men in Pain Omnibus

Source: The Young Men in Pain Omnibus

“You can tell he never even considered the possibility of something like this happening to him. He's as out of his element hiring an investigator to snoop on his wife as he would be auditioning for a Russian ballet.”

Wife Infidelity Private Investigator Investigator Private Eye

Book:The Pink Beetle

Source: The Pink Beetle

“Happy birthday to me. Twenty-four. Mid-twenties. Yay. I guess I have one year of youth left. At least I can round out twenty-four to twenty. Not so lucky with twenty-five, I’ll essentially be pushing thirty.”

Age Youth Twenties Coming Of Age Teenagers

Book:The Sexorcism of Amber Holloway

Source: The Sexorcism of Amber Holloway

“It's strange when you no longer recognize yourself.”

Life Age Coming Of Age

Book:The Eclectic Prince

Source: The Eclectic Prince

“Although Swedish is one of the few languages on this Earth that I enjoy the sound of. That and Japanese. French is all right, Italian is tolerable depending on who’s speaking it. Everything else makes me cringe. Even English with some accents is bad. Australian? Spare me.”

Language Australia Italian Accents French English Japanese Swedish Languages Accent

Book:The Sexorcism of Amber Holloway

Source: The Sexorcism of Amber Holloway

“I find myself in social situations often where I think of a response to something someone has just said and it’s just too good not to say it. More often than not, it’s something rude or offensive or disturbing. Always funny or poignant, though. And very rarely something I actually feel.”

Humor Groups Offensive Comments Social Situations

Book:The Sexorcism of Amber Holloway

Source: The Sexorcism of Amber Holloway

“Having Miami in a state like Florida makes no sense. You may as well put Los Angeles in the middle of Arkansas. It's not connected, it's just bright and loud and big and... there.”

Cities Travel Los Angeles Florida Miami Arkansas Dixie

Book:Southern Dust

Source: Southern Dust

“I'd ask my parents to leave the door open just a little bit so I wouldn't be stuck in the prison of my bedroom and mind, the imaginary horrors barring me from entering dreamland.”

Dark Darkness Dreams Horror Nightmares

Book:Donald Trump: Plague Doctor

Source: Donald Trump: Plague Doctor

“Perhaps the cultural Christianity needs to become full-on no-excuses Christianity. You need light to fight the dark. It's the oldest story in the book.”

God Light Culture Evil Dark Christianity Good Providence

Book:Southern Dust

Source: Southern Dust

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