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Famous Charles Barkley Quotes
“Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.”
“If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?”
“Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.”
“If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.”
“If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.”
“The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.”
“I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.”
“If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.”
“If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.”
“If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.”