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“Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.”

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“Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?”

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“There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.”

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“Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.”

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“Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.”

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“If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.”

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