“Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.” LifeMotherCrazySonBitterManWomanSarcasmTouchingResentfulSarcastic Humor Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?” HumorFunnySillyJokeHomophoneBernie Madoff Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.” SweetCatSillyChasingCatsBallPlayfulThe Little ThingsWood Floor Refinishing Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.” HumorAgeWomenMemorySarcasmLie Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.” HumorAdviceAbsurdAwkwardAssassinationObamaPiss Off Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.” HumorCrazyJokesSalesPsychiatricHealth InsuranceBadger Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading