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“Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?”

Humor Funny Silly Joke Homophone Bernie Madoff

Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.”

Humor Age Women Memory Sarcasm Lie

Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.”

Humor Advice Absurd Awkward Assassination Obama Piss Off

Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.”

Humor Crazy Jokes Sales Psychiatric Health Insurance Badger

Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading