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“Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.”
“Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.”
“I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.”
“What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?”
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