“And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.”
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Famous Eddie Izzard Quotes
“We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.”
“I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.”
“If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?”
“It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.”
“Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.”
“If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.”
“I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.”
“There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?”
“Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.”