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Famous Evan Esar Quotes
“Only one man has the right to boast, and that's the man who never does.”
Source: The Comic Encyclopedia: A Library of the Literature and History of Humor Containing Thousands of Gags, Sayings, and Stories
“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”
“The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”