“The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.”
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Famous Evan Esar Quotes
“Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.”
Source: Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar
“A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond”