“Washington is the place where nobody believes a rumor until it has been officially denied.” BelieveHas BeensDenialDeniedRumor Author:Evan Esar
“In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.” BelieveDemocracyDictatorship Author:Evan Esar
“The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.” KnowsGivingBelieveChildrenStillsEnoughFunnyYoungTalkingAdviceOur ChildrenYour ChildrenHilariousBest Times Author:Evan Esar
“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.” YearsBelieveWholeAmericaMoneyEducationWeekSecurityAverageAthleteEducationalProfessorsMore MoneyProfessional AthletePro Athlete Author:Evan Esar
“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.” MenBelieveScienceLyingBusinessFiguresDefinitionsAnalysisDon't LieStatisticianI Don't Lie Author:Evan Esar