“Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.” IfsThinkingShouldYearsChildrenProduceRestaurantsAnnoyingBrat Author:Greg Gutfeld
“So the villains aren't gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don't we understand? Iranians love their children too.” ChildrenHateGayKillingCongressTyrantsVillainBentApocalypseIslamists Author:Greg Gutfeld
“If you throw the baby away, that's garbage. But no, the heart's precious. You could get something, you could save a life. Well, you just threw away a baby but the heart's valuable. That's the horror and the terror and the hypocrisy that nobody can understand. We base communities on the idea of protecting children based on the sacrifice of adults. Adults work and die so that their next generation would grow and prosper.” IfsWellsHeartChildrenIdeasDiesNextGrowsCommunityGenerationsSacrificeBabyHorrorAdultsTerrorValuableHypocrisyGarbageNext GenerationSave A LifeProtecting Children Author:Greg Gutfeld
“Adults use children in order to survive because now, we have this [kids] tissue that can allow us to live longer. And once you've accepted this idea that you can use this tissue to make yourself healthier, what's to stop you from making it into a nutritional supplement? What's to stop you from any kind of weird, bizarre, amoral act because you've already made the leap?” KindChildrenMadeIdeasUseKidsOrderAdultsAcceptedLeapBizarreTissuesSupplements Author:Greg Gutfeld
“The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting them because we decided that as an adult society, we can use children to make our lives better, if you seek the reverse.” IfsChildrenUseAcceptingOur LivesAdultsConsequenceDecidedRefuseAbortionReverseInevitability Author:Greg Gutfeld
