“The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.” KnowsNamesThirdsTablesWineGlassesBarsBest ThingsDo You KnowCandlePlatesWine GlassNipplesFinsQuizIkea Author:Greg Gutfeld
“We have two nations, and it's not black or white. It's red and blue. Under Republican leadership, cities tend to do better. Cities are destroyed under Democrats, because they don't know how to deal with the constituency; they're terrified.” KnowsTwoNationsBlackWhiteDealsCitiesKnow HowRepublicanRedBlueDemocratDestroyedTerrifiedBlack Or WhiteTwo NationsRed And Blue Author:Greg Gutfeld
“They [policemen] are in a profession that if you do the job incorrectly, or proceeding incorrectly, it's over for you because there isn't any supporter backup. If you make a mistake as a plumber, you know, you fix it and everything goes on or you get sued. But if you make a mistake as a cop, you are more infamous than Jesse James, everything's over.” IfsKnowsJobsMistakeGoes OnProfessionCopSupporterPolicemenProceedingInfamousPlumberBackup Author:Greg Gutfeld
“The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.” KnowsMindGovernmentTrails Author:Greg Gutfeld
“I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.” IfsKnowsFactsFunEatingTinyApplesPigsAdorable Author:Greg Gutfeld
“Lion is a beautiful creature. It's a wonderful creature. But it's easy outrage. And I also believe that this kind of outrage is a consequence of a moral cowardice in the face of other evil, that you transfer your impotence about other - in other arenas to this, because you know that people will agree with you that this is really bad, but there are serious outrages out there that are bigger than a lion.” PeopleKnowsBelieveKindBeautifulFacesEvilEasyMoralWonderfulSeriousCreaturesConsequenceBiggerAgreeLionsCowardiceArenaOutrageTransfersImpotenceBeautiful Creatures Author:Greg Gutfeld
“Politicians, you know Harry Reid hates you. We get it. But when somebody from "The New York Times" or "The Washington Post" is saying this stuff, that's different, that's offensive, that's wrong.” KnowsDifferentHateStuffNew YorkPoliticianPostsOffensiveHate YouNew York Times Author:Greg Gutfeld
“I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.” IfsKnowsUseGroupsRaisesEmailOutrageousBlastProfileUsing Me Author:Greg Gutfeld
“Look, this debate is basic: it's small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have to be that they can't man up and defend their love for collectivism? The only reason they scream race, is because that debate scares them. They know a racial accusation prevents dialogue, because such a harmful charge far outweighs any benefits of winning an argument.” KnowsMenLooksReasonBigsGovernmentPoliticsWinningRaceRichBloodBenefitsArgumentFolksDebateDialogueScareScreamFrankCowardlyCollectivismAccusationBig GovernmentSmall GovernmentWinning An Argument Author:Greg Gutfeld
“The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them.” PeopleKnowsRunningPoliticalJoyHateOrderGroupsClaimsScorePretendingDisagreeHate You Author:Greg Gutfeld
