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Greg Gutfeld, born on September 12, 1964, is a well-known television personality in the United States. He has made a name for himself in the television industry with his unique sense of humor and candid remarks as a host of various television shows.

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Famous Greg Gutfeld Quotes

“The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical.”

Politics Satire Elections Bigfoot

Book:Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Source: Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

“The media is Obama's scandal condom.”

Politics Media Scandal Condom

Book:How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

Source: How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct

“You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.”

Hate Politics Black Racist

Author:Greg Gutfeld

“Look, this debate is basic: it's small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have to be that they can't man up and defend their love for collectivism? The only reason they scream race, is because that debate scares them. They know a racial accusation prevents dialogue, because such a harmful charge far outweighs any benefits of winning an argument.”

“Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.”

Politics Safe Conservative Goats Taliban Campus

Author:Greg Gutfeld

“Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.”

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Author:Greg Gutfeld

“Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.”

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Author:Greg Gutfeld

“Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.”

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Author:Greg Gutfeld

“Hollywood's schizophrenia over guns is matched only by their attitude toward taxes. Ever wonder why they film in Vancouver so often? It ain't for the beaches, I can tell you.”

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Book:Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Source: Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

“Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?”

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Author:Greg Gutfeld

“[Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not good for you. It's good for them.”

Ifs Want Government Care Politics Don't Care Progressive Obamacare

Author:Greg Gutfeld

About the Author

Born: September 12, 1964
Known for: Television Personality
Quotes: 149

Books & Sources

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on YouRelated source material

The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony OutrageRelated source material

How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively CorrectRelated source material

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