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Howard Tayler, born on February 29, 1968, is a renowned cartoonist known for his unique sense of humor and profound themes. His most famous work is 'Schlock Mercenary', which combines elements of science fiction, fantasy, and military. Tayler is admired for his deep understanding of the genres and his ability to depict complex character relationships.

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“Being a mercenary, though... Hey, we just go wherever there's a mixture of money and trouble, and everyone in the galaxy is a potential customer. Even the people you're paid to shoot at? Well, yeah. There are customers we serve, and customers we service. -Captain Kevyn Andreyasn & General Tagon”

Money Violence Sci Fi Clients Customer Service Mercenaries

Book:Resident Mad Scientist

Source: Resident Mad Scientist

“Kevyn, I'm promoting you from Tech Sergeant to Munitions Commander. I want you to take responsibility for all Company weapons. Munitions Commander? Why me? I don't know. Call it "suspicion of extreme competence" on my part. -Captain Tagon & Commander Kevyn Andreyasn”

Military Humour Weapons Sci Fi Promotion Competence

Book:The Tub of Happiness

Source: The Tub of Happiness

“Maxim 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”

Humour Sci Fi Mockery Rules To Live By Airlock

Author:Howard Tayler

“Ennesby, get the Serial Peacemaker to the beach for dustoff." "Dustoff? You're going to run away from three guys?" "No, I'm going to kill or capture those three guys, and then run away from the Police.”

Military Crime Humour Sci Fi Evasive Action

Book:Resident Mad Scientist

Source: Resident Mad Scientist

“You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being." "It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.”

Mean Humour Sci Fi Fur Hologram Itchiness

Book:The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance

Source: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance

“Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.”

Humour Size Sci Fi Doctor Dysmorphia

Book:The Tub of Happiness

Source: The Tub of Happiness

“Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?”

Humour Sci Fi Fur Shaving Suggestion Itchiness

Book:The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance

Source: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance

“Yes, but none of them can steal my ship. None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time.”

Humour Stealing Sci Fi Warship

Book:Resident Mad Scientist

Source: Resident Mad Scientist

“Two minutes worth of signal analysis told me all I needed to know. This station "talks" to the dark matter universe about what goes on inside." "How did you cobble together a jammer so quickly?" "I had one on me.”

Humour Sci Fi Making Do Handiness Radio Jammer

Book:The Blackness Between

Source: The Blackness Between

About the Author

Born: February 29, 1968
Known for: Cartoonist
Quotes: 60

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