“An interesting thing about kitchens: while ghosts are most drawn to the dark, deserted areas of the house, typically the attic or basement—or closets, in the case of our current boogeyman—the kitchen, in my experience, tends to be the least haunted area. Maybe it’s the fact that kitchens are well-lit, but they’re also the center of activity for the living, the emotional energy constantly churned and refreshed. They’re the heart of the home, and I think something about that keeps the restless spirits at bay, hiding in the shadows. There are plenty of exceptions, of course.” LifeHomeDeathHouseCookingKitchenAfterlifeGhostsHaunted House Book:The Crawling Darkness Source: The Crawling Darkness
“Animals tend to be the most sensitive to the supernatural. They're usually the first family members to detect a haunting, followed by the kids, the wife, and the husband, in that order.” HumorFunnyFamilyParanormalAnimalsGhostsSupernaturalPetsHusbandsHaunted House Book:Maze of Souls Source: Maze of Souls
“You want to see if you can train the evil singing nursery ghost to...do what? Babysit evil children?” ChildrenHumorKidsFunnyHorrorParentingGhostsChildcareHaunted HouseBabysitting Book:Lullaby Source: Lullaby
“I know I’m not the more experienced investigator here,” Stacey said, “but I’m going to go way out on a limb and say the haunting of this estate could be related to this underground death-god temple full of human skulls.” HumorFunnyDeathDarkCultGhostsPaganismUnderstatementTempleHaunted House Book:The Lodge Source: The Lodge