Home / Authors / J.L. Bryan Books

J.L. Bryan Books

Author

Browse famous quotes by J.L. Bryan.

Maze of Souls

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

House of Whispers

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

The Necromancer's Library

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

Lullaby

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

Terminal

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

Alexander Death

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

Jenny Pox

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

The Crawling Darkness

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

The Lodge

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

The Trailwalker

A source page for quotes linked to J.L. Bryan.

0 quotes

Humor Funny Evil Gardening Gnomes Gardens Facial Hair Beards

Book:The Necromancer's Library

Source: The Necromancer's Library

“Why would teenage boys go out on a boat in a storm?” Stacey wondered. “Well, now that I say it aloud, it kinda answers itself.”

Humor Funny Boys Childhood Adventure Coming Of Age Teenagers Boyhood Recklessness Teenage Boys

Book:The Trailwalker

Source: The Trailwalker

“An interesting thing about kitchens: while ghosts are most drawn to the dark, deserted areas of the house, typically the attic or basement—or closets, in the case of our current boogeyman—the kitchen, in my experience, tends to be the least haunted area. Maybe it’s the fact that kitchens are well-lit, but they’re also the center of activity for the living, the emotional energy constantly churned and refreshed. They’re the heart of the home, and I think something about that keeps the restless spirits at bay, hiding in the shadows. There are plenty of exceptions, of course.”

Life Home Death House Cooking Kitchen Afterlife Ghosts Haunted House

Book:The Crawling Darkness

Source: The Crawling Darkness

“Family pictures are emotionally charged markers, the cheerful gang tags of the reasonably happy and domesticated.”

Home Humor Kids Funny Happiness Family Photography Parents Domestic

Book:Maze of Souls

Source: Maze of Souls

“I can't wait to hike around the mountains looking for old bones,” Stacey said. “Can we do it at midnight under a full moon on Friday the 13th?”

Humor Funny Horror Scary Sarcasm Joke Ghosts Occult Spooky Friday The Thirteenth

Book:House of Whispers

Source: House of Whispers

“So why were we all summoned here today?” Jacob asked. “Is there a murder mystery involved? Someone in this restaurant is the killer? I’m guessing it was the chef, in the kitchen, with the sausage gravy. Did the victim die of rapid-onset heart disease?”

Humor Funny Mystery Health Cooking Joke Ghosts Restaurant

Book:Terminal

Source: Terminal

“I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said.”

Humor Funny Joke Ghosts Insurance Dry Humor

Book:House of Whispers

Source: House of Whispers

“Nerd!” “You're just embarrassed you don't know more about dragons,” Jacob said. “It's okay.”

Humor Funny Silly Dragons Joke Nerd Geek Embarrassment Dork

Book:Maze of Souls

Source: Maze of Souls

“And how’s your family?” he asked. “Still dead.”

Humor Funny Death Dark Family Sarcasm Dark Humor

Book:Terminal

Source: Terminal

“Animals tend to be the most sensitive to the supernatural. They're usually the first family members to detect a haunting, followed by the kids, the wife, and the husband, in that order.”

Humor Funny Family Paranormal Animals Ghosts Supernatural Pets Husbands Haunted House

Book:Maze of Souls

Source: Maze of Souls

“You want to see if you can train the evil singing nursery ghost to...do what? Babysit evil children?”

Children Humor Kids Funny Horror Parenting Ghosts Childcare Haunted House Babysitting

Book:Lullaby

Source: Lullaby

“Don't you love fall?" Stacey asked. "All the little festivals, the changing leaves, kids in Halloween costumes, the dead spewing up out of their graves to haunt the living...”

Humor Irony Death Zombie

Book:Maze of Souls

Source: Maze of Souls

“I know I’m not the more experienced investigator here,” Stacey said, “but I’m going to go way out on a limb and say the haunting of this estate could be related to this underground death-god temple full of human skulls.”

Humor Funny Death Dark Cult Ghosts Paganism Understatement Temple Haunted House

Book:The Lodge

Source: The Lodge

“Seth and Jenny after they've escaped Alexander in Mexico. Seth: "Here's what we need to do. Find a flat area, like a farm, a little bit out of the way where we can spend a little time." Seth unbuttoned his black fatigues. Jenny: "Seth, I think we have more urgent things to think about..." Seth: "I know." He pushed his pants down to his knees. "I want to show you something. Jenny: "I've seen it before." Seth: "Ha ha." Seth tugged back the leg of his boxer shorts to reveal a black band around one thigh with a circular device mounted on it.”

Seth Jenny

Book:Alexander Death

Source: Alexander Death

“I vant to zuk your blood." He waved his black gloved hands above his head as he tried out his awful Transylvanian accent. "You vish," She replied.”

Halloween Seth Jenny

Book:Jenny Pox

Source: Jenny Pox

“all the coffee beans are cage-free and organically raised according to an individualized Montessori education plan before getting dumped into the roaster.”

Humor Funny Education Coffee Sarcasm Agriculture Farming Organic Coffee Beans

Book:Lullaby

Source: Lullaby

“It's your basic shapeshifting werewolf vampire zombie ghost”

Humor Funny Paranormal Vampires Ghosts Zombies Werewolves Spirits Shapeshifting

Book:The Necromancer's Library

Source: The Necromancer's Library

“I've never heard of ghosts driving ghost trucks.” “Says the girl who recently jumped onboard a ghost train.” “That was a psychokinetic visual and tactile apparition pooling energy and traumatic memories from several entities—” “Uh-huh. Ghost train,”

Humor Funny Fantasy Horror Sci Fi Ghosts Spirits Psychic Trains Trucks

Book:House of Whispers

Source: House of Whispers

“We all have our little gardens of dead dreams, don't we? And sometimes we still try to water and tend those gardens, long after we should know nothing will ever grow there.”

Inspiration Dreams Failure Sad Disappointment Goals Gardening Aspirations Gardens

Book:The Necromancer's Library

Source: The Necromancer's Library

About the Author

Known for: Author
Quotes: 19

Books & Sources

Maze of SoulsRelated source material

House of WhispersRelated source material

The Necromancer's LibraryRelated source material

LullabyRelated source material

TerminalRelated source material

Alexander DeathRelated source material

Jenny PoxRelated source material

The Crawling DarknessRelated source material

The LodgeRelated source material

The TrailwalkerRelated source material

J.L. Bryan Books

Related Quotes