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“Life is lived more easily with a beard than without one, since with a beard lies are more easily told—they can be told, and then hidden in the masses of hair. Hence we ought to go through life with our faces naked, since such faces render untruthfulness more difficult, and prevent their owners from prevaricating without the fact becoming plain to all.”

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Author:Maksim Gorky

“Further, if we are honest, nearly all of us who have hair on our chins or the prospect of it must admit to a built-in interest in fighting and the implements of fighting.”

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Book:Weapons: A Pictorial History

Source: Weapons: A Pictorial History

“It looks like some... giant evil garden gnome. When garden gnomes go bad.” “Gnomes have beards,” I said. “Maybe the ones without beards are evil. That's how you can tell.”

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Book:The Necromancer's Library

Source: The Necromancer's Library

“All the real blokes I know are obsessed with cars and have started doing cycling at the weekend and being really, really boring about it and banging on about their Fitbits and growing stupid beards and talking about being on Tinder. That's what all the 'real men' are like these days!”

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Book:The Little Shop of Happy Ever After

Source: The Little Shop of Happy Ever After

“My father told me that it is only a mad man that keeps bushy hairs. I asked him, "what about the great men with bushy hairs?". He replied, "education had made them mad, so study to be wise and sane.”

“Fashionable Beard” I asked my friend, sporting a fashionable beard, with playful curiosity: ‘Has your beard brought you new fans?’ ‘You have no idea how much it has!’ he laughed, eyes gleaming with irony. ‘Do you wonder why people can’t see you clearly without it?’ I probed. He smiled and said, ‘This beard reminds me daily— people refuse to face the bare truth. They only look at things when they’re dressed up in something— a mask, a trend, a distraction. But never just as they are.”

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Book:سرطان في كل مكان [Cancer Everywhere]

Source: سرطان في كل مكان [Cancer Everywhere]

“Happy wives matter.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“THIGHBRUSH "Making foreplay great again".”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“Get your licks on route 66.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“Practice safe sets.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“Always keep your action well lubricated.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“It's not just a beard, it's an adventure.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“No shave "Mow-vember.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“The "Lick" of the Irish.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“Because I'm a giver.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“Free beard rides available, inquire within.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“Licked and loaded.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“Swollen labe.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH

“Nice beard. The flannel’s a good touch. Very authentic. What do they call those guys, lumbersexuals?" "Men, they’re called men.”

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Book:Her Halloween Treat

Source: Her Halloween Treat

“Brooke Roberts (Joe Hunt’s longtime beard “front” gf) made the comment that she could not figure out why Joe would get out of bed every morning, totally nude, go striding into Dean's bedroom and stay in there for an hour.”

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Book:The Price of Experience

Source: The Price of Experience

“No beard, no booty.”

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Author:THIGHBRUSH