“You should stop,” Siret agreed, watching me with a smile that said you really shouldn’t stop. “Seduction,” I agreed while pointing at him, my index finger extended and my thumb sticking up: my fingers were arrows and I was shooting Seduction at him. “It needs to stop,” Aros insisted. “She might look like me, but I do not act like that.” In fairness, I’d never seen Aros make little arrows with his fingers and try to shoot people with Seduction, but he really should look into it, I decided.” FunnyStrengthSeductionGodsWilla KnightAbcurses Book:Trickery Source: Trickery
“It’s the same as when I broke the melding bond. Our love doesn’t trump the millions of people in the seven worlds. We must think of the greater good.” He pulled back from me and before I could blink he held my chin in his gentle grip. “And I will tell you again, Abigail, that nothing trumps our love. Nothing.” LoveRomanticWalkerJaymin EveDronish Book:Dronish Source: Dronish
“You hit me!” I yelled at the sky, and it was almost humorous to hear Rome’s deep voice so full of feminine outrage. “Oh.” Yael sounded genuinely shocked. “It really is her. Rome just dropped like a bag of rocks.” InsultJokeLolHahaBruh Book:Seduction Source: Seduction
“She was smart like that, and lucky like that, and people loved the hell out of her. They didn’t love the hell out of me; they ran the hell away from me. It wasn’t like I was a bad person or anything, I just … had a lot of accidents. I didn’t mean accidents like I ate glue and then peed myself on a regular basis. I just tripped more than usual, and accidently set things on fire more than what would be considered ‘normal’. I got kicked out of the village school only one moon-cycle before graduation for accidently making one of the teachers bald. How do you accidently make someone bald? That’s a good question. All you really need is a bucket of warm tar to accidently toss onto the back of their head. How do you get a bucket of warm tar? You don’t go looking for it or anything—or at least I didn’t. It was just sitting on the road outside the school and I thought I should carry it inside to ask what it was.” FunnyAccidentsClumsyBald Book:Trickery Source: Trickery
“Now she’s talking to her soul pieces.” Siret was back to being amused over my weird brain. “Can I keep her?” He turned pleading eyes on his brothers, only for Yael to spin in a flash and deliver a punch right into the centre of his chest. “If anyone is keeping her, it’s me,” he snapped. “I won her fair and square.” Oh for fuc—“Listen up, assholes. For the last time, I’m not a piece of furniture that you guys own, and can trade around when you feel like it—” HotHumorous QuotesBadass Women Book:Persuasion Source: Persuasion
“I was scooped up against his chest, my legs dangling from the ground as though I was a child. “Do you ever wear clothes, doll?” I shrugged. “Siret always makes them so tight that it’s much more comfortable this way.” “Clever Siret.” I heard him murmur, but before I could say anything else, he did his flashing thing and everything went dark.” TeaserWillaAbcurses Book:Seduction Source: Seduction
“You're realistic to the point of pessimism. And I get it, I really do; you were not raised to expect good things to happen to you.” HappinessPessimismPlayboy Book:Playboy Princes Source: Playboy Princes
“The Four are here. They just requested permission to enter the perimeter. I need to spell Jessa now.” I let out a large sigh. “Those assholes could not wait until after breakfast, seriously.” My parents’ horror-filled eyes locked on me. “What? A girl’s got to eat. It’s just rude.” HumourFood Lovers Book:Dragon Marked Source: Dragon Marked
“I’m sick of them. I never want to see them again. Except Aros; he smells nice. And Rome; because he’s so strong I’m pretty sure not even Rau can get past him. I don’t need the others. Except Siret. I’m pretty sure he hates me, but he’s really good at catching me like just before I face-plant into something. But the others, I don’t need them. Not at all.” I paused, my brow furrowing, my mouth pursing, and then I quickly blurted, “Except Coen and Yael. Coen is really good at making decisions, and if I leave out Yael he’ll probably hunt me down and haunt me-” “That's all of them,” Emmy interrupted smoothly.” FunnyRomanceQuoteAweTrickeryReverse HaremChoosingWhy ChooseCurse Of The GodsJaymin EveJane Washington Book:Trickery Source: Trickery
“Shadowshine is exactly how I see us,” he rumbled. “One too dark, the other too light, and nothing but destructive storms between us.” ReclaimedShadowbeast Book:Reclaimed Source: Reclaimed
“Why are you walking like that?” Rome asked, running a broad hand through his short hair, his glittering green eyes flicking down my legs before settling on my face. “Like what?” I asked, as he fell into step beside me. ... “Like you’re scared of the ground,” he replied on a snort.” ScaredRomeWillaCurse Of The GodsClassic Willa Book:Seduction Source: Seduction