“To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.” FactsLastsPartyAliveBabyReassuringHaving A Baby Book:Penny Candy Source: Penny Candy
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.” FirstsChildrenPersonsI CanHumorKidsFunnyParentBabyFirst PersonChildren And ParentsHaving A BabyFirst Baby Book:Please Don't Eat the Daisies Source: Please Don't Eat the Daisies