“I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.” KnowsNextWishSafe Book:Penny Candy Source: Penny Candy
“I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.” KnowsFeelsDoneFormTheaterMirrorsChaosOur TimePlaywrightImprovisation Book:Penny Candy Source: Penny Candy
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” IfsKnowsFeelsHandsKnow HowCoffeeCupsDo You KnowHelplessHelplessnessCoffee CupEspressoFunny CoffeeDrinking CoffeeSneezing Author:Jean Kerr
“Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.” KnowsWayWritingLittlesDoeSometimesAgeAbleFunSimpleEventsAcceptanceProveResearchVictimMovedCriticsSentencesHelpfulEditorsReviewsFormalConstructsRumorElevenArrestedSoothingFormal EducationInfuriatingFun TimesBurglary Author:Jean Kerr
