“If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation.” IfsLostSituationHavensUnderstoodSeriousness Author:Jean Kerr
“I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.” IfsLinesPleasureMinutesTwentiesPackages Book:Penny Candy Source: Penny Candy
“It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier for the shippers. ... If they had to spend hours and hours putting handlebars onto bicycles ... they would repent their ways and deliver something that looked like a rocking horse and not like the result of a small street accident.” IfsWayHas BeensHoursResultsStreetsMiddleEasierHorseAccidentsToysRepentBicycleMiddle AgedRocking Horses Author:Jean Kerr
“Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!” IfsHardWonderfulToughCracksToys Book:Penny Candy Source: Penny Candy
“Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.” PeopleIfsMenYearsTwoYears AgoFatsReplacedSubwayStood Up Author:Jean Kerr
“I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.” PeopleIfsThinkingWantWritingFirstsPlayStepsFiveFourProduceFirst Steps Author:Jean Kerr
“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.” IfsLifeInspirationalLeftMarriageDivorceGet OverTruckDivorcedKeep MovingBeing SadAfter DivorceFunny DivorceMarriage DivorceMarriage And DivorceMackGoing Through DivorceDivorce LawyersInspirational DivorceMack Trucks Book:Mary, Mary Source: Mary, Mary
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” IfsKnowsFeelsHandsKnow HowCoffeeCupsDo You KnowHelplessHelplessnessCoffee CupEspressoFunny CoffeeDrinking CoffeeSneezing Author:Jean Kerr
“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.” IfsSuccessUnderstandingSituationHavensLosing Author:Jean Kerr
“If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.” IfsTogetherLossPiecesInformationFoodHabitCookingLeavingDietsCulinaryDefinitePotatoesFunny InspirationalWeight LossDietingBlurFunny DietMotivational DietFried FoodInspirational Weight Book:Please Don't Eat the Daisies Source: Please Don't Eat the Daisies
