“A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.” SchoolGirlPayTaxesMarriedLeavingUniversityIncomeAnnoyingAnnoyedIncome TaxGetting MarriedOxfordLeaving School Author:Jeffrey Bernard
“You never see a pretty, unattached girl on a racecourse. But you often see positive gangs of rather unpretty ones. They are the owners or the owners' wives and they wear mink in all weathers and far too much make-up. For some odd reason, I can never work out why they always seem to be married to haulage contractors in the North, builders in the South and farmers in the West.” I CanReasonSeemsGirlToo MuchWifeMarriedWestSouthWork OutWeatherOddOwnersFarmersRacingGangBeing MarriedBuilderContractorMink Author:Jeffrey Bernard
