“A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.” SchoolGirlPayTaxesMarriedLeavingUniversityIncomeAnnoyingAnnoyedIncome TaxGetting MarriedOxfordLeaving School Author:Jeffrey Bernard
“In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'.” ThreeMoneyPayWindowLuckShopsGamblingLegendsBetting Author:Jeffrey Bernard
