“A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.” SchoolGirlPayTaxesMarriedLeavingUniversityIncomeAnnoyingAnnoyedIncome TaxGetting MarriedOxfordLeaving School Author:Jeffrey Bernard
“The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose.” WantReasonGoneUniversityVery GoodCricket Author:Jeffrey Bernard
