“The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose.” WantReasonGoneUniversityVery GoodCricket Author:Jeffrey Bernard
“You never see a pretty, unattached girl on a racecourse. But you often see positive gangs of rather unpretty ones. They are the owners or the owners' wives and they wear mink in all weathers and far too much make-up. For some odd reason, I can never work out why they always seem to be married to haulage contractors in the North, builders in the South and farmers in the West.” I CanReasonSeemsGirlToo MuchWifeMarriedWestSouthWork OutWeatherOddOwnersFarmersRacingGangBeing MarriedBuilderContractorMink Author:Jeffrey Bernard
