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Jill Shalvis is an American best-selling author known for her romance novels. Born in 1963, she began writing in 1999 and has published numerous works. Shalvis's books are appreciated for their light-hearted style and emotional depth.

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“Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.”

Men Two Remember Taken Pieces Spots Parking Inaccessible Smartass Dumbasses Parking Spots

Author:Jill Shalvis

“Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.”

Men Should Cards Flats Tire Second Thoughts Flat Tires

Author:Jill Shalvis

“Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger”

Men Needs Finals Rough Copies Chloe Rough Drafts

Book:Head Over Heels

Source: Head Over Heels

“All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.”

Thinking Men Faces Values House Car Face Value Fixers

Book:Time Out & Body Check

Source: Time Out & Body Check

“I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you!”

Men Want Planets Getting Laid Sexiest No Sympathy Wanting You

Book:Lucky Harbor Collection 1: Simply Irresistible, The Sweetest Thing, Head Over Heels

Source: Lucky Harbor Collection 1: Simply Irresistible, The Sweetest Thing, Head Over Heels

“She had time to make room for him in her closet. The cat had time to get used to him. They had all the time they needed, because he'd told her he was hers, and he was a man of his word. "I've got all I need," she told him. He leaned down and kissed her again, then stroked a finger over her temple, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear. "I want you to know," he said. "That you're the best choice I ever made." "No regrets?" "No regrets.”

Knows Men Want Needs Made Said Used Choices Rooms Behinds Regret Hair Needed Cat Ears Down And Fingers Temples I Want You Closets No Regrets Strands You Re The Best

Author:Jill Shalvis

“Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.”

Men Watches Rose

Book:Simply Irresistible

Source: Simply Irresistible

“Half the people in Lucky Harbor were in love with him. The other half were men and didn't count. -Tara on Ford”

People Men Half Lucky Harbors Other Half

Author:Jill Shalvis

“My mom told me that I should trust the man who could see the sorrow behind my smile, the love behind my anger, and the reasons behind my silence.”

Men Should Reason Behinds Silence Mom Sorrow My Mom My Smile

Book:Lucky Harbor Collection 3: It Had To Be You, Always On My Mind, Once In A Lifetime

Source: Lucky Harbor Collection 3: It Had To Be You, Always On My Mind, Once In A Lifetime

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.”

Men Jobs Dark Fine Wine Dinner Mature Gardening Be A Man Grapes Tasting Vineyards Better Man Vino Fine Wine Funny Wine Funny Men Wine Tasting Funny Men And Women Stomping Like Fine Wine

Author:Jill Shalvis

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Born: 1963
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