“Who’s that? That’s the King. Who’s he? The Duke. Who’s she? The Princess. What do they call you? The Count. What does that make me? Umm…how about the Peasant? And the name stuck.” DoeNamesKingsStuckPrincessPeasantsDukes Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?” DoeFallMy FamilyLettersCalmDramatic Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls” DoeHandsBeautifulGirlMy Friends Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie