“You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?” MenWantShouldLooksMightYoungLeftMomYoung ManShould IHandsomeZips Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get any complaint calls, OK? Steven, I don’t throw food at…oh, that was a joke, right? Yup, buddy boy. It was a joke. But seriously, no kissing the nurses on the lips, either. It messes up their makeup. Eeeeeeewwwww!” WantCareRememberBoysKissingJokesLipsTake CareMessMakeupNurseComplaintsBuddy Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“He said he "admired our courage" but didn't want to see us do anything to "damage our promising futures." He felt "proud as an American" that we had "exercised our right to peaceful free expression." But if we did it again, he didn't "know what action the state board of education might take against individual students." Translation: You've had your fun. Now sit down, shut up, and take the freakin' test. Or else.” IfsKnowsWantSaidStatesMightActionIndividualFunFeltStudentsExpressionProudTestsPeacefulBoardsDamageShut UpTranslationsFree ExpressionBoard Of Education Author:Jordan Sonnenblick
