“It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion".” IfsShouldMotherFatherParentStreetsStandingTeethDiscussionFiringChargingLaunchingGrenadeMortarDrivewayBazookas Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?” MenWantShouldLooksMightYoungLeftMomYoung ManShould IHandsomeZips Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.” ShouldGood Times Book:After Ever After Source: After Ever After
