“It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion".” IfsShouldMotherFatherParentStreetsStandingTeethDiscussionFiringChargingLaunchingGrenadeMortarDrivewayBazookas Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks and gasoline cans, and my parents would be oblivious, as long as I was keeping myself occupied.” ThinkingLongTwoWould BeTogetherParentMiddleSticksBlockSatKitchenGasolineObliviousDynamite Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“You are a wonderful son, and a wonderful man. Yet another parent busting forth with the “man” thing! I’d have to check my chest for signs of hair when I got home.” MenHomeParentWonderfulSonHairChecksChestsBustingWonderful Man Author:Jordan Sonnenblick
