“Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. That’s exactly what I needed to hear right now. You’re a very inspiring person, you know that?” KnowsWayWellsMeanPersonsFallMomNeededRight NowSafeThanksYour MomStoolsVery Inspiring Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?” MenWantShouldLooksMightYoungLeftMomYoung ManShould IHandsomeZips Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“Finally the kitchen clock said 5:17. It was time to roll out. I shouted for my mom, woke Jeffrey up, ran upstairs, changed into my concert clothes, put on my shoes, and was standing by the door to the garage by 5:19—chanting “Let’s go! Come on!” (Feel free to try that at home, by the way; moms love it!)” WayFeelsTryingSaidHomeDoorsChangedMomClothesStandingShoesMy MomClockRanKitchenConcertsGarageUpstairsChantingLove Mom Book:Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie Source: Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie
“Oh, good lord, Jeff. Don't go getting all emotional on me. I've been getting it from my mom, my dad, my sister, the freaking MAILMAN--I don't need it from you, too. All I ask is that you promise me one thing.' 'What?' 'Just water the plants while I'm gone, all right?' 'You don't have plants, Tad.' 'I know. I just always wanted to say that.” KnowsNeedsWantedAsksWaterLordGoneOne ThingEmotionalMomDadPromisePlantMy DadMy MomMy SisterPromise MeMailman Author:Jordan Sonnenblick
“Hi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad was...uh, nope.' 'So what were you guys talking about?' 'Well,' I said, 'it's very complicated. We were discussing...umm...hats. You know, hats. Like, the head kind.' 'There's another kind?' Lindsey asked. 'Hey, Jeff?' Tad said. 'If your mom needs any evidence to prove that you're retarded, let me know. I'd be glad to record you talking to Lindsey. I'm pretty sure that would do the trick.” IfsKnowsNeedsWellsKindMeanSaidGuyTalkingRecordsMomProveEvidenceLet MeComplicatedGladTricksHeyHatsDiscussingYour MomRetardedInterrupting Book:After Ever After Source: After Ever After
