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“Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over”

Life Happiness Joy Sadness Cry Optimism Smile Crying Smiling Misattributed Dr Seuss

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single

“If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?”

Life Inspirational Quotes Inspirational Life Wisdom Quotes Life And Living Inspirational Attitude Positivity Positive Attitude Living Life Living Life To The Fullest The Art Of Life Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single

“Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts in your mouth”

Love Life Inspirational Humor Absurd Chocolate Mouth Melts

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

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“At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control”

Life Humor Confidence Control Bladder Beaming Matter Mind

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

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“Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to lose.... and when you revel in victory, make like it's a dirty win”

Life Humor Crazy Crisis Insanity Win Gonzo Suicide Mission Brinksmanship

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

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“Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled”

Life Death Absurd Telling Recalled

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

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“If Life flashes before your eyes just before you die....mine will be wearing a trench coat”

Life Humor Death Trench Coat

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

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“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”

Life Humor Virgins Bowl Of Cherries

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single