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“Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of”

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“If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane”

Love Humor Sex Madness Absurd Insane

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“In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?”

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Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

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“Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts in your mouth”

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“Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable”

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“Falling in love means your reserve chute didn't work as you hurtled back to earth”

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Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

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