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Famous Josh Stern Quotes
“If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane”
“Manners without sincerity, is called polite society”
“In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?”
“Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea”
“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”
“I have a keen sense of the oblivious”
“I like my coffee like I like myself....making rustling noises inside a burlap bag”
“Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable”
“Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff”
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa”
“Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled”
“Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are”
“I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free”