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“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”

Heart Hard Humor Comedy Broken Absurd Die Slammed

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single

“I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first”

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Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single

“Only the good die young, the bad petite-mort”

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Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single