“If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.” FunnyHumourQuoteHilariousSayingsOld SayingAssadCamel Author:Jussi Adler-Olsen
“Carl Mørck, am I disturbing you? said a voice at the door, which made his blood boil and turn to ice at the same time. His spinal cord sent five commands through his infrastructure: get rid of the eraser, cover the last line, put away the cigarette, drop the stupid facial expression, close your mouth!” FunnyHumourAngerAngryCarl Book:Disgrace Source: Disgrace
“Assad whistled a few notes of one of his native country's melancholic songs. It sounded as though he was whistling backwards” FunnySingingAssadWhistlingArabic Book:Disgrace Source: Disgrace
“Assad: 'I have written it just down here.' He Pointed to a number of Arabic symbols that could just as well have meant it was going to snow in the Lofoten Islands in the morning.” HumorFunnyHumourAssadArabic Author:Jussi Adler-Olsen
“He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.” FunnyHard WorkRosePunishmentWorking HardMargarine Factory Book:Disgrace Source: Disgrace
