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“Private like, this is cool stuff, and I should let my cousin in on it, kind of private?” Gunnar asked, “or, private like, I wet my pants, and I’m hiding the evidence, kind of private?”

Humor Funny Young Adult Joke Middle Grade Private Embarassing

Book:The Shadow's Servant

Source: The Shadow's Servant

“You never cook onions with your beans. That’s a recipe for tear gas.”

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Book:The Shadow's Servant

Source: The Shadow's Servant

“Everybody, even those that don’t like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did.”

Humor Fortune Fortune Cookie

Book:The Magic Shop

Source: The Magic Shop

“It’s square shaped... Roger mumbled, “Could be a remote detonator...”

Humor Detonator

Book:The Magic Shop

Source: The Magic Shop

“Roger’s wand made a crackling noise as he traced it around Winston’s arms, down his waist, and everywhere else.”

Humor Magic Wands

Book:The Magic Shop

Source: The Magic Shop

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