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Kelly Williams Brown is a renowned author whose works are appreciated for their unique humor and insightful themes. Her exact birth and death dates are unknown.

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Author:Kelly Williams Brown

“Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke.”

Wisdom Advice

Book:Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

Source: Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

“People aren't good at processing important things when they're naked”

Important Naked Processing

Book:Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

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“It's not as though the world hates you- it just has no idea who you are”

World Hate

Book:Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

Source: Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

“Intentions are nice, but ultimately intentions don't really matter because they only exist inside you.”

Matter Nice Intention

Book:Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

Source: Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

“You're a grown up, and you get to decide what behaviors affect you for five minutes versus what behaviors change you as a person.”

Persons Five Minutes Behavior Versus Five Minutes Behavior Change

Author:Kelly Williams Brown

“A slightly modified version of the Serenity Prayer: Lord, grant me the serenity to ignore the assholes I cannot avoid; The luck to avoid the ones I can; And the self-awareness not to be one myself”

I Can Self Prayer Lord Awareness Self Awareness Luck Versions Grants Serenity

Book:Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

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“It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.”

People Giving Hard Energy Amount Convince Miraculous Cocaine Oatmeal

Book:Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

Source: Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps

“One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?”

Firsts Running Danger Paper Resources First Time Adulthood Finite Extinction Toilets Toilet Paper Pandas

Author:Kelly Williams Brown

“Here is what I'm trying to tell you: Adult isn't a noun, it's a verb. It's the act of making correctly those small decisions that fill our day. It is one that you can practice, and that can be done in concrete steps. And if you slip up and have Diet Coke for breakfast, no one busts in and snatches away your Adult card. Just move forward and have milk tomorrow.”

Ifs Trying Done Moving Decision Steps Practice Tomorrow Adults Moving Forward Cards Diets Breakfast Milk Slips Concrete Verbs Coke Nouns Diet Coke Small Decisions

Author:Kelly Williams Brown

“Meaning to send a thank-you note but then not doing it is exactly the same as never thinking to send one - that person is still receiving zero thank you notes.”

Thinking Persons Stills Notes Zero Receiving Thank You Thank You Note

Author:Kelly Williams Brown

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