“Most people think coffee is what wakes you up in the morning. I believe it’s actually brushing your teeth with hand lotion instead of toothpaste.” HumorFunnySleepCoffeeFunny QuotesHumorous QuotesWaking UpMorning CoffeeToothbrush Book:Speaking Up for Each Other: A Collection of Short Stories for Tweens and Middle Grade Readers Source: Speaking Up for Each Other: A Collection of Short Stories for Tweens and Middle Grade Readers