“When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.” DoeBodyChristImpressionComing OutUnclesVirginsGeorgia NicolsonUncle Eddie Author:Louise Rennison
“Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow. God alone knows how the Dalai Lama copes on a daily basis. He must get up at dawn. Actually, I read somewhere that he does get up at dawn.” KnowsWellsDoeRaceKnow HowDadTomorrowYogaBasesMy DadGet UpDawnMakeupLamaOh WellDalai Author:Louise Rennison
“Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.” ThinkingKnowsWayShouldDoeSaidRight NowAuthorityHarmLockedMumLocked Up Author:Louise Rennison
