“Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!” KnowsDancingPantsBowls Author:Louise Rennison
“What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.” KnowsLinesMissingFineHintsFine Lines Author:Louise Rennison
“As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.” KnowsShouldWellsLeftRoomsShut UpThongsSnogging Author:Louise Rennison
“What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby said "Nah it's a football song. It goes 'We hate Chelsea we hate Chelsea we are the Chelsea haters.” KnowsSaidHateSongFootballSingingBarsChelseaRubiesMoorsYorkshire Author:Louise Rennison
“I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!” KnowsWaySaidHandsDadEuropeAskingMumMum And Dad Author:Louise Rennison
“Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow. God alone knows how the Dalai Lama copes on a daily basis. He must get up at dawn. Actually, I read somewhere that he does get up at dawn.” KnowsWellsDoeRaceKnow HowDadTomorrowYogaBasesMy DadGet UpDawnMakeupLamaOh WellDalai Author:Louise Rennison
“Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.” KnowsLordKnow HowMinutesFlightDo You KnowToms Author:Louise Rennison
“Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.” ThinkingKnowsWayShouldDoeSaidRight NowAuthorityHarmLockedMumLocked Up Author:Louise Rennison
“I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have ever come across.'" I said, "I didn't know that YOU have been seeing Masimo. Tom the Slug King is going to be very upset.” ThinkingKnowsWellsHas BeensSaidSeeingKingsIdiotUpsetTomsSlugs Author:Louise Rennison
“The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.” KnowsFeelsMightArgumentLemons Author:Louise Rennison
“Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.” KnowsMeanStillsShowsBitsSidesLaughingHeroHeightMarryingRejectingMoodyHeathcliffMoorsCathyMarrying Someone Author:Louise Rennison
“Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.” IfsKnowsWaySeemsJesusBitsSinSkyBabyWindowInfiniteSorryDearQuestioningUnfairCrapI Am SorryAm SorryBaby Jesus Author:Louise Rennison
“I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.” KnowsI CanIdeasGirlLanguageMake SenseTeenageTeenage Girl Author:Louise Rennison
