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Louise Rennison was a British author best known for her young adult novels. Her work is characterized by humor and wit, and has been highly appreciated by young readers. Born in 1951, she passed away on February 29, 2016.

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Famous Louise Rennison Quotes

“When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour - I had a horrible time. Everyone laughed at first but then more or less ignored me. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself but things kept crashing to the floor around me. The host asked if I would sit down. I had a go at that but it was useless. In the end I was at the gate for about an hour before Dad arrived.”

Ifs Firsts Ends Next Hours Party Five Dad Walking Driving Miles Mood Horrible Useless Gates Laughed Host Ignored Volvo

Book:The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

Source: The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

“Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?”

Said Night Morning Fire Middle Dad Bed Cups Tea Waking Middle Of The Night Cups Of Tea Waking Me Up

Author:Louise Rennison

“I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!”

Knows Way Said Hands Dad Europe Asking Mum Mum And Dad

Author:Louise Rennison

“Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow. God alone knows how the Dalai Lama copes on a daily basis. He must get up at dawn. Actually, I read somewhere that he does get up at dawn.”

Knows Wells Doe Race Know How Dad Tomorrow Yoga Bases My Dad Get Up Dawn Makeup Lama Oh Well Dalai

Author:Louise Rennison

“Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?”

Said Missing Tvs Dad Mum Your Dad Watching Tv

Book:The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

Source: The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

“Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?”

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Author:Louise Rennison

“Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.”

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Author:Louise Rennison

About the Author

Born: 1951
Died: February 29, 2016
Known for: Author
Quotes: 103

Books & Sources

The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:Related source material

On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex GodRelated source material

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A Midsummer Tights Dream (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 2)Related source material

Are these my basoomas I see before me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 10)Related source material

Knocked Out by My Nunga-NungasRelated source material

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Away Laughing on a Fast CamelRelated source material

The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey 3-Book Collection: Withering Tights, A Midsummer Tights Dream and A Taming of the TightsRelated source material

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