“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.” PleaseDesksBeardRosie Author:Louise Rennison
“As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.” SaidTwoActingStyleBeard Author:Louise Rennison
“There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.” SaidCareLeapTallItalianInchesSophisticatedBeardBananas Author:Louise Rennison
