“P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.” WayGivingHug Author:Louise Rennison
“I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.” WayWantRudeUnclesUncle Eddie Author:Louise Rennison
“I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!” KnowsWaySaidHandsDadEuropeAskingMumMum And Dad Author:Louise Rennison
“Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.” IfsWayLaughterLaughedSaneReassuringRosie Author:Louise Rennison
“Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.” ThinkingKnowsWayShouldDoeSaidRight NowAuthorityHarmLockedMumLocked Up Author:Louise Rennison
“I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.” WayBits Author:Louise Rennison
“Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.” WayFirstsPridePrejudiceShirtsLakesWetDarcyHuffy Author:Louise Rennison
“Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.” IfsKnowsWaySeemsJesusBitsSinSkyBabyWindowInfiniteSorryDearQuestioningUnfairCrapI Am SorryAm SorryBaby Jesus Author:Louise Rennison
