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Louise Rennison was a British author best known for her young adult novels. Her work is characterized by humor and wit, and has been highly appreciated by young readers. Born in 1951, she passed away on February 29, 2016.

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Famous Louise Rennison Quotes

“I whispered to Jas, "I hope they haven't got a cat," and she said, "Don't you mean a dog?" and I said, "Have you met Angus?”

Georgia Thongs Snogging Angus

Book:Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas and said, "Ooer." Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.”

Said Numbers Ten News Mad Scales Ministers Tonight Prime Laughed Prime Minister Snogging

Author:Louise Rennison

“You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!”

Laughing Make Me Laugh Tablets Thongs Snogging You Make Me Laugh Georgia Nicolson

Author:Louise Rennison

“Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.”

Looks I Can Thongs Snogging

Author:Louise Rennison

“As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.”

Knows Should Wells Left Rooms Shut Up Thongs Snogging

Author:Louise Rennison

“I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???”

Home Stupid Coming Home Cows Snogging

Author:Louise Rennison

“Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.”

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Author:Louise Rennison

“I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.”

Make Sense Blokes Snogging

Book:The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

Source: The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

“I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson”

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Book:The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

Source: The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:

About the Author

Born: 1951
Died: February 29, 2016
Known for: Author
Quotes: 103

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The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:Related source material

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Away Laughing on a Fast CamelRelated source material

The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey 3-Book Collection: Withering Tights, A Midsummer Tights Dream and A Taming of the TightsRelated source material

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