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“Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.”

Humor Funny Women Balls Ass Girls Shower

Author:M.F. Moonzajer

“A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it.”

Funny Praying Woman Girls Grammar English

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a man the option between choosing you and a monkey.”

Love Body Funny Man Woman Girls Construction Physical Expect Monkey

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with.”

Funny Girls Loyal Virgin Hole

Author:M.F. Moonzajer

“It does not mean you are not awesome, if no one ever appreciates your beauty. But I can see that, in your juicy eyes, funny smiles and innocent face. And I am telling you now; you are exceptionally beautiful and awesome.”

Funny Beautiful Beauty Appreciate Innocent Face Smiles Awesome

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.”

Funny Gun Peaceful Joke Pacifist

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“If you have a problem with me, it is OK, because Mullah Omar does too.”

Problem Funny Afghanistan Joke Taliban Mullah Omar

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.”

Funny Internet Pants Joke Bathroom Camera Blinking

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“A woman is always better in everything with the mouth; she talks a lot.”

Funny Woman Better Everything Mouth

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound.”

Love Funny Sex Wound Bandage

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.”

Funny Happiness Sadness Ass Hairs

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

“You are funny like a kid and awesome like a princess Unseen like an angel, like the morning sunshine… Kindness like a river and highness like a mountain, In the middle of the Rheine, the cute face and sweet lips … (La la la la, La la , mmmm , mm …) Keep the lovely smile, in your juicy icy eyes Open the heaven for my eyes, forever angel voice Never angry never harsh, never mad never marsh Dear or darling, either diamond or dime, Overall the dream of the world”

Funny Heaven Voice Kindness Angel Angry Mad Sunshine Princess Eyes Harsh Mountains River Awesome Kid

Book:A moment with God ; Poetry

Source: A moment with God ; Poetry

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