“We counted 19 missiles that landed in a small area of Baghdad.” FunnyMilitaryAreasMissilesBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“I think that the Iraqi ground defenses shot down dozens of missiles. We are in the process of counting all these missiles quickly” ThinkingFunnyProcessMilitaryShotsDefenseDozenCountingMissiles Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river.” FunnyMilitaryRiversFishesCatchingMissilesCruiseBaghdadCatching Fish Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“...over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.” TwoFunnyPastMilitaryTargetMissilesOver The PastTwo DaysBaghdadCatching Fish Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.” KnowsHas BeensMissilesBaghdadKuwait Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
