“The simple fact is this: they are foreigners inside a country which has rejected them. Therefore, these foreigners wherever they go or travel they will be rained down with bullets from everyone. Attacks by members of the resistance will only go up.” CountryFactsSimpleTravelMembersResistanceRejectedBulletsFunny TravelForeigners Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“These are not ordinary human beings. They are criminals. As a matter of fact, they are criminals, both by nature and by training. By nature, because they are not decent. They are criminals.” HumansMatterFactsFunnyHuman BeingsMilitaryTrainingOrdinaryCriminalsDecentMatter Of Fact Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.” FactsFunnyMilitaryGatesThreatenedSlaughterBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.” FactsFunnyGivenMilitarySuicideCommitPoison Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.” FactsFunnyLyingAsksMilitaryStupidDependsMethodSillyChecksRepeatsSilly StupidCheck Yourself Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf