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Molly Ivins was a prominent American columnist, born on August 30, 1944, and passed away on January 31, 2007. Known for her sharp wit and humorous style, she wrote columns for publications such as The Houston Chronicle and The New Yorker.

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Famous Molly Ivins Quotes

“As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.”

Ifs Political Politics Drink Office Vote Ems Texas Screws Whiskey Legislature

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“Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.”

Stills Form Political Politics Good Things Entertainment Texas Finest

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“The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.”

Firsts Political Politics Holes Discernment Digging Lifeboats

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“In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.”

Political Politics Office Expectations Texas Governors Crooks High Expectations Dork Comatose

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“Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to permanent glory.”

Way Government Political Politics Nations Glory Permanent High Road

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About the Author

Born: August 30, 1944
Died: January 31, 2007
Known for: Columnist
Quotes: 137

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You Got to Dance with Them What Brung YouRelated source material

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